你无聊吗？？

好久不见。。。不知该说什么好。。。讲点冷笑话咯。。。

有一个外国人在买电影票时排在一个国中生后面,售票小姐因为不会说英文,
就请站在前面的国中生告诉后面的外国人说:现在只剩站票,看他要不要买,
结果国中生就对外国人说, “No seat, you see no see， if see stand see.”
(没位子了,你看不看,如果要看,站着看)外国人听完后,对国中生说:
” I don’t understand your English.”国中生听到就对售票小姐说 “他
说他不懂英文…zzz

 

加州的一个小镇发生了一宗银行抢案,抢匪才刚刚把钱藏好,就被警长逮捕了.
由於抢匪是从太平洋的那一边偷渡过来的,又不会讲英文,警长只好去请麦克阿瑟
来当翻译.

经过一阵疲劳轰炸式的拷问,抢匪坚持不肯说出钱藏在那里.没办法,警长只好
扮起黑脸,咆哮地叫麦克阿瑟告诉抢匪 :”再不说,把他毙了!”麦克阿瑟忠实地把
警长的意思传达出去.大概翻译得太好了,抢匪吓得语无伦次 :”钱在镇中央的井
里,求你叫他饶我一命.”

麦克阿瑟转过头来,神情凝重地告诉警长 :

“这小子有种,宁死不招.他叫你毙了他吧.”

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哈哈。。。

如果有100个停车位….
给美国人停可以停80辆—因为美国人的车大
给德国人停可以停100辆刚好—因为德国人最守纪律
给日本人停可以停120辆—因为日本车小
如果给台湾人停只可以停2辆….为什么呢？？（您知道答案吗？？）

p.s:您有好笑的笑话请您放到comment那儿跟我分享吧!!!

graduating….

blog has been dead 4 a long time,buzy,blablablablabla……..skip all tat….

wat i wan to say is, guys, v r graduating….

after tat, v r going to seperate n continue our own studies…..but guys, pls DO NOT forget each other…keep in contact no matter where u r…..

havent get use to writting after such a long time skipping it… so i apologise 4 the time u waste 2 c tis short post…

ciao..

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failed!!!

it seems tis year i failed alot of things…

1st of all i failed in # then i failed my studies…

NOW i fail my king SCOUT pentarafan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive always been so proud of myself as a scout, now im so ashame 2 tell ppl i m once a scout!!!

wat next huh??? SPM?? y everything i do must be FAIL?????????????????????

looks like i m realy a failure…….

am I that ANNOYING???

am i that annoying till u try so hard to hide from me?   

am i that annoying till u will turn away when u saw me?                                    

am i that annoying till u feel so difficult to talk to me?

am i that annoying till u will be happy if im not around?

am i that annoying?

or its just what i feel??? maybe u r not hiding from me, maybe its just(whatever)…maybe its not that u dun like to talk with me, maybe its because there is nothing to speak……

but seriously, i really want to know…..AM i ANNOYING???? 

洋~葱

我一直在找一首于我有关的歌…很多时侯,我找到的歌有一部分的歌词于我的情况不搭…..直到刚刚.当我听到这首歌时,我突然有一种感觉…….说不出的感觉…这不是我第一次听这首歌,可能之前是在心情好时唱,才没有发现到……

 

如果你眼神能够为我
片刻的降临
如果你能听到
心碎的声音
沉默的守护著你
沉默的等奇迹
沉默的让自己
像是空气
大家都吃著聊著笑著
今晚多开心
最角落里的我
笑得多合群
盘底的洋葱像我
永远是调味品
偷偷的看著你
偷偷的隐藏著自己

如果你愿意一层一层一层的剥开我的心
你会发现你会讶异
你是我最压抑
最深处的秘密
如果你愿意一层一层一层的剥开我的心
你会鼻酸你会流泪
只要你能听到我
看到我的全心全意

听你说你和你的他们
暧昧的空气
我和我的绝望
装得很风趣
我就像一颗洋葱
永远是配角戏
多希望能与你有一秒
专属的剧情

 

我要吃多多快熟面~

在这世界上, 是属于你的东西就是你的…不属于你的东西怎样勉强也得不到………

当得不到时, 是否应萧洒得让它走呢?? 是否应努力的尝试去放下??? 其实, 应该要是那样的..不过, 老实说, 你办到吗?? 我可办不到!!!!

有句话说:时间可以冲淡一切….是真的那样吗?? 如果是的话, 那为何我现在的心情依然是那么的沉重呢?? 时间没把我的心情冲淡, 反而让我受竟痛苦…

有时我好希望自己是个三分钟热度的人~所以我要吃多多快熟面

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Got it…

hahaha…finally i got it….

check out wat i juz got………….something got to do with tis

figure it out?? let me giv u another hint…

it’s fom the ‘Persatuan Penyelamat Kelemasan Malaysia’(PPKM)…..

it stats that i am certified as an…….

insructor!!!!!!!!!(so excited)

ladies n gentlemen, big n small, old n young…..im a qualify swimming instructor……those wanted to learn swimming, sign up plz…..haha..kd…….actually im only qualified to be an instructor bt i dun have a license to teach…..without the license, i can only teach as assistant instructor……wait till the course held on june…after tat only i can get my license…….then i’ll be  a real swimming INSTRUCTOR….HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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pain~

i thought im used to it…i thought i can accept…i even thought im steady enough to face it….but, am i??

mayb i made a mistake…mayb im wrong…

it will never b the same anymore…everything has change…nothing i can do…its out of my controll n i hv no right to say a word……

it hurts…it hurts more than b4…it hurts more than i can stand……..but, life has to go on…only tat it will not b the same as b4………..

May GOD still LEAD our hearts & minds > > SAY NO TO DOTA!!

say tis in friendster bulletin, a very intresting article…..enjoy it

Everyone, DOTA player man or not, pls
do finish reading this one.. U can
share this very important TRUTH.. You
will if you really care coz the truth
is that there is a very big number of
youth addicted 2 DOTA..

I just reposted this.

The truth behind the game
DOTA. Many say: “naglalaro lang naman
ako ah.”

The truth behind the online
game DOTA(a SATANIC game)
ANCIENT %u2013 question: who is
ancient?
%u2013 answer: God but satans disguises
himself and
deceives us, saying
that He is the Ancient one.

Why?
who would you think you will defend on
this game? whose defense is this? (with
those cheats and verbal
acknowledgements.. later to be
discussed)

*the obvious aims:

-to kill your enemy, to destroy the
tree of life for sentinel, to destroy
the frozen throne for
scourge, and TO BE BEYOND GODLIKE in
this game.

*the real aims:

- worshipping satan through consciously
enjoying the game.
Why?
- because this game is extremely a
deception from satan and you are
actually enjoying
it.

THE GAME
There are two bases or teams:

Sentinel vs.scourge
Good ones
monsters
Human
dark evil
Weak
strong

CHEATS:

WHO’S YOUR DADDY
- This is used to become stronger
- But actually this cheat pertains to
admittance that your father indeed is
satan.

GREED IS GOOD
- To have more money
- In Ecclesiastes 5:10-11 “Those who
love money will never have enough,,
the more you have.. the more people
come to help you spend it.”
- It feeds your mind that it’s fine to
love money because you need it.

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
- This allows you to see the map
- The truth behind is that, spiritually
the players and those who are involved
are dead; they don’t have real life
for they are being used by satan to
praise him through this game.
Dead people!

*Verbal acknowledgements:

- OMG (Oh my God) The Bible states, “do
not use the name of the Lord in vain!”
- BULLs**t and HOLYs**t need not to
explain
- Good job / Good work when you killed
somebody; you are being congratulated
with a good job or good work.

*TESTIMONY:

At the dawn of April 17, 2006, my
brother (JIREH SINGSON) dreamt of 2
dreams.
First, he dreamt that Jesus is showing
how evil dota is, then he woke up and
blurted out: “ayoko na magdota!” he
fell asleep again and had his second
dream, he was talking with a friend who
in real life doesn’t want to play dota
anymore, when my brother blurted out
once again, “ayoko na magdota!”, a man
came near to him and laid hands
cursing my brother. When they rebuked
it in Jesus name, it disappeared.
Then, when he shouted “hindi na ako
magdodota kahit kailan!” Crystal
Maiden (one of those unpleasing
characters in dota) appeared in my
brother and he told us that it felt
like he couldn’t breathe, my
brother rebuked it in Jesus’ name and
told to it, “hindi na ako magpapabitag
sa iyo, I belong to Jesus!” Then he
woke up and ran downstairs. He told
everything to us and prayed for him.
My father helped him renounce it
and right after he surrendered he
puked, and we brought him to hospital.
But our family claimed that Jesus is
victorious and satan will never win.
He had a testimony about his dream the
Sunday after he experienced it, after
he witness, those who are involved in
dota were prayed for.

Note: Akala ng lahat laro lang dota,
pero si Satan hindi nakikipaglaro. He
is using dota to pollute the minds of
our youth.
-faith singson

Ephesians 4:27
Don’t give devil a chance! If you
ignore this, it’s your own risk. This
is the TRUTH. Do not be blind and do
not harden your heart.

it’s in you if u will continue playing
dota. it just means that u’r
continuing to worship satan. it’s ur
own risk.

Thanks a lot 4 d tym..

Pls. pass this.. May GOD still LEAD our
hearts & minds..

*^@#$%&^##@$%

*^@#$%&^##@$%

today is the NGO(non-government organization) marching competition…for our skul, scout sent a team while pbsm sent 2 team, boys team and girls team…………..

tis year the organizing skul is SMKAB n the competition venue is at the parking lot of the manjung stadium…well, i never expect scouts to win n i noe they wont…there r just too many reason…1st, the comander refused to lead, then came the problem lack of members, then the members lyk to ponteng practices, then most of them went for camp last friday……even if these prob never exist, i dun think they will win too…..

tis morning, i saw pbsm practising…….i m impressed by their formation…..perfect should b the word to describe them…………

alright, cut the story short……..at the end, during the prize giving ceremony:

pasukan lelaki yang mendpt tempat pertama, smk teknik seri manjung……(speechless)not tat im angry bcoz my scout team losed, its juz tat there r other team better!!!!!!!! haiz..wat to do? two out of four judges in the litar is from teknik………

for the girls category, i m expecting the pbsm girls to get 1st but…

tempat kedua kategory perempuan, pasukan pbsm dari smk nanhwa(its smJk u moron!!!!!) hello! pls lar! dun b so obvious!! the girls march is so perfect lar ok!!!! wat r the puteri ***** from wat skul i donoe lyk?? they r just lyk a bunch of clowns, worst than the buffaloes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then goes the komander terbaik……from teknik again….i dun understand hwcome he get…his comand is lyk the sound of the pig being slaughtered!!!!!!(nearly fight wif his skul, he’s lucky their teacher ask the driver to close the bus door, orelse…)

haiz….nothing we can do…tis is MALAYsia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps: no pictures…..didnt bring my camera…….mayb blaze will post…..lets wait

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